4h of July nonsense, literally

For about a week now, much of my spam has had some of the most nonsensical subject lines of most of the spam I've ever received. Follwing is the list of favorites for your perusal:

ballow Chuth Neewrink
Re: festape airforts-car Spes
Re: When wompire Horch race Weadmid Circh
jerks equipollent
Pyray Eraft Vidosion Squard
X-Rass teewriamid Horcase Floon Passpon
At no virginia
Fw: Plant Chuttle X-Raire Alphain
Fw: Botar shuray eraft Swimmid Tape
Re: Hamid fescope Solighwary Glow
Fw: Chilla tree-shop spon
Re: Hamond perfly guitaing cher Swort
radmid Funnis pandult Vulum rock Needo
Fw: eray Monet Tape Eleppuccity stond Sightub
Fw: Explower Elecope sight
Eard potatere Paink
Fw: Floon paser Planter Kity shuth Bato
Dridow prindow Pandwice festape
Weatherfort vamid Tella dream
Fw: tella Perot mice Instar Bibruid Cape
Re: torpes vult kity Finbow Hord
Re: Jachain torce Carpon carbet Sandult
shop tring guit wompire funnis
Wiener wiener chicken digger

A spam poem:

Feel the true holiday
Be patriot
futile
crewcut
was witness
Your Story Was Not Told
big news expected
Regret to inform you
reason
is burst
36 chambers

Lastly, a spam spam:

Health mall
need sleep?
triple your intake
Don't wait to improve the quality of your life
Take Control of Your Future and Soar to New Heights

Hot, sticky ramblings

Spamspam (Spam email created from spam subject lines)

6/07/08 #1

To: kaylynewcomer
Caricature Creator
RE: What makes you tick?
get to know who u truly are
create don't delay
we are pure light beings
You could give yourself a great present
We sell joy!

6/07/08 #2

URGENT!!
My Proposition.
Dear Friend
You Gonna Love This
men meds Jill
Greatness is measured by the size of your manhood
Do you have trouble walking?

Hey, did y'all notice today is 6/7/8?
And did y'all notice it's 400 fricking degrees outside? And 7000% humidity?

In other news:

1. Hillary endorsed Barack.
2. My composting has officially begun--with freecylced buckets, no less! (YAY, green me!)
3. We have all three ACs (one 10,000 BTU downstairs and two much smaller ones upstairs for "zone control" as the call it) installed in the windows. The downstairs one is a new Energy Star model we bought on Thursday to replace the working, but dinosaur-like 15+-year-old model we inherited from Nate's Dad 13 years ago and curbcycled last year--we saw the guy take it, so we know it went to a person not the landfill.
4. I got a freecycled foldable drying rack for the basement as an addition to our three laundry lines down there. I've been wanting one for a while, so yay on that, too.
5. I leave for training in Ann Arbor in nine days, and I'm starting to get nervous about having a paid grown-up job for the first time in my life.

"Recipe" for "spa water": Slice up half of a[n] (organic) cucumber and one small (organic) lime, place in bottom of pretty glass pitcher. Top with a few handfuls of filtered water ice cubes, then fill with filtered water. (Alternatives: various combos of sliced citruses, various combos of handfuls of berries, thinly sliced ginger with or without lime, sprigs of fresh herbs, etc.) Much cheaper and better for environment than flavored, bottled water (bonus: you can eat or compost leftover flavorings) and makes you feel like a fancy spa lady--especially if you sip it while soaking in a deep tubful of water by scented candlelight and listening to soothing music.