My baby...MY BABY!!!...SHAVED for the first time tonight!!! SHAVED!!!!!!
It was a family event with Daddy teaching and Mommy sitting and watching and making jokey heart rending wails--much like those above, plus, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!"
Then Daddy fell asleep and the boys and I looked at google images and yahoo images for "teratoma." Ethan has been going around saying, "My teratoma's on fire!" for no reason, so we read about them on wikipedia and then checked out the images as we've all been fascinated with them for a long time. Other than some sad baby pictures--which made even Holden say, "Oh, poor baby!"--fo some reason we found most of it funny. I know, I know, we're sick. Further proof: we've decided to write a pilot for a sitcom about conjoined twins called "That's No Teratoma, That's My Sister!" We think it will be a bigger hit than "Two and a Half Men."
And, in other news, I've started DVR-ing Countdown with Keith Olbermann and Monday he covered Dyngus Day AND the White House Easter egg roll. Hil-fucking-larious.
I'm officially a huge fan of his now. Now I'm off to play "Blowing a Whistle and Hugging the Bunny."
2 comments:
Oh, no! My grandson shaved! LOL Actually I was talking about the kids on Easter after we got home and Denny made a comment about me giving an Easter basket to a kid with a mustache, LOL! I said--"he's still my baby". Did you take any pictures?
Love,
Mom
"That's No Teratoma, That's My Sister!" is just about the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard.
You think you're old? My mom just realized this weekend that her eldest daughter (not me!) now qualifies for AARP membership.
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